The Balance of Life

When devastating blackness envelopes us, we need light to see the day,

When blinding light sears our senses we need some darkness to soothe our nerves,

Yin cannot exist without yang,

The good will not look good if there was no bad. So here’s a list of things to bring balance to our lives!

If the painful past haunts you,

Think of the expectant future.

                       

If something sinister troubles you,

Then, think of something noble.

                       

If you’ve run like mad,

Also learn to sit like a turd .

                       

If you’ve helped someone,

Learn how to kick up a fuss.

                                               

If you’ve had a brush with the law,

Change the law for the good.

                       

If you’ve sung Praises to the Lord,

Indulge in your sweet fetishes.

If you’ve gained a pound,

Then lose a freckle.

    

If you’ve paid money for nothing,

Then charge a bomb for something.

If you’ve gotten used to life,

Don’t allow life to get used to you.

For there can only be balance in the living world, God only knows what’s on the other side!